'You sir, are a follower of the Abrahamic faith, and thus you are a cunt.'

What the fuck kind of insult is 'Jew'? you know the kind of 'insult' like 'yeh, ya fuckin ju!' that is usualy hurled around by a certain group of people (dead eyes, sports wear, drooling mouth), ie. chavs.
I am not Jewish and I have no problem with the Jewish faith, in fact, i quite admire it. Compared to christianity, or pretty much anyone for that matter, Judaeism has a far less 'prestigious' history of hate, oppression, murder and such. However, i was recently refered to as being semitic by a person of similar description to persons described above. I'm not entirely sure what he hoped to acheive by calling me this. Did he think i would cry? collapse into a tearful heap, crying to the heavens 'nooooo, Moses help me, its not true! Why, Joshua, whyyyyyy?' No. All this thick peice of maggot shit succeeded in doing was proving that he/it is in fact a worthless, ignorant twat with racist and neo-nazi tendencies, whos only purpose on this planet is to remind us all of the importance of protected sex and making us all wish his dad had spurted him into a tissue a long time ago.
I was merely walking down the street, and to be met with a hail of hate-crime related vulgarity always strikes me as a bit of a shock, but also a bit of light entertainment. Here's what gets me about this kind of insult: you never hear it applied to any other religion. You never hear anyone shout "Oi! ya fakin Buddhist!" or "Yeh blud, your fuckin Greek Orthodox, innit. Blup!"
I once tried to apply this concept to a new religion, but it did not end well. It was at a house party, the kind that you tend to get in Hemel which is full of chavs and drug addicts. One of my friends had attempted to steal my beers as a joke.
So naturally I told him to "fuck off, you fuckin Christian!" At this point, everyone in the room, most of whom had previously been doing ketamine of the counter and discussing the complexities of 'knifin' people (what you do is ram it in their ribs or their leg and twist the blade, producing maximum pain and nerve damage while allowing for easy withdrawal of you 'shank', apparently), suddenly turn into a militant group of christian fundamentalists. I'm greeted by a chorus of "wot blad?" "yeh? im a fuckin cafflic, innit" "dont take the Holy Lords name in vain, ya fackin greebo!" I sharply made my departure.
I think what we're all forgetting here is that Jesus was a Jew. Oh yeh, that's right gangsta, Jesus was a fackin' 'orrible hebrew. Oh Yeh, and the bible? Half of that was written by Jews, gasp! In fact Christianity, Islam and even Rastafarianism come from Judaism. Fact. So why the fuck is it in any way acceptably to use Jew as an insult? You dont go around shouting 'nigger' or 'paki' at people, so why 'Jew'? Its not clever, or funny or 'gangsta'. All it proves is that you are a pig ignorant, racist dipshit.
Rant over, good day.